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MONDAY 01. Alexis, what
do you expect from Carly? She went to Sonny like you asked, and asked
him to give up Kristina. Okay, maybe she didn’t threaten Sonny, or
do whatever you would have done had you been IN THE POSITION OF
AUTHORITY (you know what I mean) that you think Carly is in. Here are
my questions, Alexis: 02. Alexis, how dare you tell Carly that if something happens to Kristina it’s on her head? That’s bullshit, and you know it. You chose to sleep with Sonny. You chose to have a kid and not an abortion. You’ve made every decision about Kristina’s life, and she’s a mess even without Sonny’s influence. You made you own bed, and don’t you dare blame anyone else because they won’t do “enough” to keep you from lying in it. 03. Sonny, you are an ass. Where in the hell are Kate and Jax anyway? I am sick of hearing Sonny call Spinelli freaky boy, and I can't believe if Kate or Jax heard him that they wouldn't have something to say about it. 04. Maxie, stop treating Spinelli like crap. And Spinelli, when Maxie starts ordering you around, telling you to take your multiple personalities and go home, why in the hell don’t you tell her to do home? Or to go talk to her boss to get a clue what’s going on before wrecking everything with her big mouth. Instead, you tuck your tail between your legs and you LEAVE? My god. 05. Well, well, so here comes Anthony, to visit Alexis and just make idle conversation about Kristina. See, that’s what you gotta love about Anthony; his threats are always so carefully veiled in innuendo that you’d have an impossible time prosecuting him for anything. But my point here was going to be about Logan: Logan, how does it feel to push around a guy who spends his time threatening everybody? 06. Mac calls Patrick a flake with an adolescent attitude toward women. Best line he’s had in weeks. 07. I am so sick and tired of Lulu going to everyone in the pueblo whining about how she needs their advice about her and Johnny. And when they give it, it’s not what she wants to hear, so she whines and moans and goes on to the next person. Or she has some go-around with Johnny, and then she comes back to the same people whining about the same thing. Lulu, either decide to stay with Johnny, or leave him. But make a decision and then shut up about it. 08. Alexis, if I were Carly, you would be laid out on the floor right now. TUESDAY 08. Great move, Lulu. Maxie really made you look stupid in front of Johnny because of Georgie. Not only stupid, but insensitive, and jealous. Maybe it would be better if you stopped jumping at conclusions and find out what people are talking about before sticking your foot in your mouth yet again. 09. How nice to have someone working in a foreign country who just can’t wait but to give you a break and let you go. And imagine such a person who tells you not to even worry because he’ll even handle all the paperwork. 10. YES, MAX – THE OBSERVATION OF THE MONTH: “Alexis Davis goes on and on about the safety of her kids, and then she takes off with some psycho like Jerry Jacks.” Truer words were never spoken, Max. But you see, Anthony doesn’t want to screw Alexis, and Jerry would like nothing more. As a consequence, Jerry is far more motivated to be of assistance to Alexis, even though he is a louse. 11. Good for you, Claudia, for standing up for Spinelli. It’s gets tiring watching Sonny and Jason treat Spinelli like crap, even though he’s been of immense help to them, and Claudia is about the only person with the guts to tell Jason where to stick the attitude. 12. Speaking of dialogue … Carly: “Sonny and I are in the past.” Jax: “I’m sure you believe that every time that you split up with him.” Carly: “It’s different this time.” 13. HURRAH, Maxie gets her date with Johnny. Thank you Lulu, for walking right into it. 14. Claudia, Jason, and Spinelli are QUARANTINED? WEDNESDAY 15. Sonny, once again Kate is actually working – as in exerting effort in order to make a living. I know you think any woman can just drop whatever she’s doing because you want her to, but guess what? This isn’t the first or second or third time this has happened. Get used to it. 16. Nikolas, glad you finally got it that Alexis wasn’t listening to a word you were saying. All the flowers from Jerry are clearly more important than your stupid clinic that will help hundreds of people. Clearly fucking Jerry is far more important. 17. I’m sure you’re right, Jax. Carly likes to be at the hotel because it’s the one place where she can push her weight around and be an obnoxious bitch. 18. I’ve heard some incredibly stupid excuses for things from people, but Alexis telling Nikolas, “What do you want from me; I have bad taste in men”????? Are you kidding. Alexis is sleeping with a guy who poisoned and shot people, and took 16 people hostage, and Alexis just scrunches up her face like she just got caught playing hooky or something. 19. TREVOR IS BACK. I love to see Trevor and Sonny together because they’re the only two men on the show who ALWAYS wear a suit. Okay, sometimes Sonny wears a bathrobe. 20. I dislike intensely women who claim not to like something when it’s obvious they love it. There’s Alexis making all kinds of faces about the flowers, and you KNOW she just loves the attention. Alexis, if everyone is already gossiping about you and Jerry, then what’s the use of getting rid of the flowers. |
WEDNESDAY (continued) 21. This is yet another example, in a long line of examples, of why you should never work with your spouse. And just when you think that Carly may have a point, she says something stupid like Kate is so afraid of Carly stealing Sonny that Kate’s going after Jax, and then you want to just roll you eyes and walk away. Carly refuses to separate business from personal matters, and that is one of her weaknesses. The photo shoot will give them the kind of free publicity that people kill for. THURSDAY 22. Alexis, if you don’t want people seeing you kissing Jerry, then I would suggest two things: first, don’t kiss him at your place of business; and two, LOCK YOUR DOOR. 23. If I were Ric, and you told me to stay out of your relationship with Jerry, I’d remind you that OUR daughter lives with you, and if you put Jerry anywhere around her, I’ll take her away from you so fast your head will spin. And then I’ll go after Kristina. 24. Boy, you KNOW someone is truly off the deep end when she’s being told by everyone that Jerry will turn on her in a heartbeat, and all she does is shrug. 25. OH MY, it must be summer, ‘cause here come all those sexy outfits. Here’s sexy outfit number one, modeled by the lovely Lulu. Pink top, appropriate midriff, white belt, jean shorts. 26. I just love the way Claudia treats Spinelli. They’re really nice together. She treats him with a lot of respect; she acts like Spinelli is someone she really likes being around. 27. You know, Alexis, I’m not at all sure that Jax was the least bit interested in your flings with his brother. Spurting all that out sounded ridiculous. He certainly didn’t seem very comfortable standing there. But the best part is how we hear how Alexis and Jerry are sleeping together just before the commercial on genital herpes. FRIDAY 28. So that’s sure the kind of police I want in my town; the kind that drag you off and say they’ll try to figure out a reason by the time they get to the station. You can bet the police only do that with people they KNOW won’t punch them in the mouth for pulling such a stupid stunt. 29. There’s a simple solution to your problems with Patrick, Robin. Just get married, and then no one can say anything. 30. Alexis, stop hopping around your office like you’re wearing shoes with heels that are far too high for you to handle. 31. Jax, I applaud the fact that you got Jerry right in the gut AFTER the cops restrained him. 32. And, of course, Alexis loved every minute. In fact, Jax, you’ve been watching Alexis for a long time now. Whatever gave you the idea that she WASN’T more than willing to hop into bed with your brother? 33. Oh, God, Max, are you in trouble now. You are a dead man. I must admit, I thought you would have an out because I couldn’t believe that Diane would marry anyone right now. I was shocked when she said yes. And did you have to get down on your knees to pick up the ring? And did you have to talk about it to Diane in such a mysterious way that she was bound to think the ring was for her? And now both of them really DON’T want to get married, and they don’t know how to tell the other person. YAWN … 34. Jason, Spinelli is taking your temperature. What do you think he’s planning to do with that ear thermometer? 35. So let me get this straight. Lulu went after a man who was committed to another woman, and loved that woman; she lied and said that woman had cheated on him, when nothing could have been further from the truth; she lost her virginity to the guy, got pregnant, and had an abortion; and then she dumped the guy anyway. And all Johnny can say is, “Well, YOU GOT CAUGHT UP.”????? 36. Max, are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea how much that ring costs? What do you mean you can’t ask her for it back. GET IT BACK. Max, remind me to give your possessions away and then say I couldn’t possibly ask for them back. 37. Max, someday you’ll learn: ALWAYS let the woman speak first. You didn’t want to marry Diane. Diane didn’t want to marry you. If you’d kept your mouth shut, Diane would have sadly told you she can’t marry you, you could have been devastated but understanding, she would have given back the ring, and that would have been that. And she’d be making it up to you for a long time. But by saying it too, even though you both said it together, the only “I can’t marry you” that will be remembered is yours. 38. So there we are, Jerry and Jax, fighting over the fact that Jerry slept with Alexis. Of course this fight has to take place at the police station in front of everyone. And then there’s Carly. Alexis should be just thrilled that Carly knows her private business. 39. And while we’re on the subject, you can bet that Carly is absolutely thrilled that Jax got arrested protecting Alexis. 40. Let’s not forget it’s summer, and here we are with outfit number two: Lulu’s bikini. Way too drab for her beauty. And then outfit number three: Maxie’s bikini. Score one for Maxie. 41. The stuff between Claudia and Jason is wonderful. “Sit up so I can take your clothes off.” ???? Sarah Brown is absolutely terrific.
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