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Current Happenings for Week 32     AUG 04 thru AUG 08

 

 

 

Individual Points I Want to Talk About

 

 

 

MONDAY

01. Don't you just LOVE how Jason totally ignores Kate. Boy, that ego of yours knows no bounds, does it? Jason comes across as someone almost devoid of ego. If he came into Carly's house wanting to talk to Jax, do you think he would treat Carly that way - like she didn't even exist? 

02. Jerry, what I'm doing here at the docks is absolutely none of your business. And while we're on the subject, what the hell are YOU doing there?

03. Wonderful. Anna and Noah in the same supply closet Robyn and Patrick are going to. Make some room; I'm sure there's enough room for 41/2. Well, if nothing else it does prove that parents and siblings do tend to think in a similar manner.

04. So Lulu, you're telling this absolutely ridiculous story about seeing a rat - probably the side of a large dog - running into the kitchen. Did he have a knife and fork in his paws, and a napkin tied around his neck like a bib?

05. So Nikolas is an ass because he says he's going to tell the police commissioner that some nutcase nurse has decided to play spy, and will be breaking into his home to search Dr. Hunter's room? You know, Nadine, you're an idiot. So let's suppose you BREAK INTO the police commissioners home. Let's suppose Maxie comes home to a dark house. You remember Maxie, don't you; the woman who was brutally attacked IN THAT VERY HOME and almost killed? So what happens when she comes home to a dark house, and hears someone upstairs? If you're lucky, all she'll do is call the police and you'll be arrested for breaking and entering. Then your stupid little plan will be out in the open. So come to think of it, please do go. If you're not lucky, Maxie will get her father's gun, go upstairs, and kill you where you stand. 

06. Jason says, "I'm asking if you're working for Karpov." Sonny, since Jason is a man of few words, simply say no. If you want to get a little more loquacious, how about, "No, but he thinks I am." And then I'd say nothing, unless forced. Then it might go something like this. "You wouldn't be here unless you've already made up your mind. One reason you never ran the business is because you see 1 and 2, and yet you somehow come up with 4. Things aren't always as they seem. If you haven't learned that by now, you ought to find yourself another line of work. Here's my guess. You told that freak Spinelli to go rummaging around to find proof that I've been making some alliance with Karpov behind your back. So I'll bet he finds a couple of pictures on some security camera with me and Karpov, and then he finds some bank account with money in it that he claims came from Karpov. And you, instead of thinking the best of me, you and that freak now start thinking the WORST of me. I'm telling you all I'm going to: I don't work for Karpov, although he thinks I do.  And the more he depends on me and my contacts, the more I keep him away from you, and focused on something, or someone, else. Now leave. The only time you ever come here is to make trouble for me. You never show up any more just to say hello, or congratulate me on my engagement, or anything.  

07. And while we're on the subject, doesn't this scenario look familiar? A couple of years ago, Jason was totally in love with Sam. When he was dying of that brain whatever, she was the only one who stood by him 24/7, and did everything to get him to have the surgery. THEN ALL IT TOOK WAS A COUPLE OF SENTENCES, AND SUDDENLY JASON BECAME SUSPICIOUS AND DIDN'T WANT HER AROUND ANY MORE. AND THIS WAS BEFORE JAKE's KIDNAPPING. Now Jason is doing the same thing to Sonny that he did to Sam. A couple of pictures, and some money in an off-shore account, and suddenly Jason has decided that Sonny can't be trusted anymore. 

08. Come on, Jason, Sonny is right. He taught you everything, including how Sonny himself thinks. Assuming you were paying attention, and assuming you're just not here to condemn him without a trial, why do you act like you have no idea why Sonny is doing what he's doing? Hadn't you thought about it before you went over to his house? And he's also right that the stupid answers you WERE giving Sonny were answers that KARPOV WOULD HAVE GIVEN. Are you so obsessed with condemning Sonny that you aren't paying attention to what you're saying?

09, Hey Robyn, if you can't handle your mother and Noah TOO DAMN BAD. You're the one who got knocked up by Noah's kid. That's not Noah's fault, or your mother's. 

10. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop the torture of having to watch Nadine be an ass. Can't you think of anything better to write about? Now you KNOW Hunter is going to come back early. YAWN ...

11. Carly, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? YUK! Carly, if I were Kate, and you started in on your "I'm coming after you" crap, you should have said, "Carly, I make it a practice NEVER to take any seriously who dresses as badly as you do."

12. I'm sick of this stuff with Jason telling Sonny he can have the business back. "Jason, you allied yourself with Carly, and made me sign away my children. In order to keep them safe, I gave up everything. If you didn't want the business, then you should have stayed out of mine, and not forced me into retirement. Now you've got the business, and if you expect me to feel sorry for you, think again. And as far as telling you about Karpov, WHY? You don't come over here, you don't ever ask me for advice, you're a big shot now who doesn't need any one or any thing. Why do you think you HAVE THE RIGHT to expect me to tell you what I'm doing? You certainly don't tell me what YOU'RE doing. You think I'm some kind of peon of yours, where I have to come to you every time I need to take a piss, so you can approve what urinal I use? When Karpov came here, you, he wanted to blow you and your organization right out of the water. I STOPPED THAT FROM HAPPENING. I'm not stupid. I know as soon as he THINKS he's got what he needs from me, that he's going to try to take over. BUT HE WOULD HAVE TRIED THAT ANYWAY, JUST A LOT SOONER. I'm stalling for time; it's your job to figure out what to do to neutralize him while he's settling in thinking he's pulled the wool over everyone's eyes. If you don't like the way I'm handling my life and my business relationships, too bad. If you think Karpov's a threat, and I'm not dealing with him fast enough to suit you, then get rid of him.

13. Let's get something straight because it's one my pet peeves. Johnny, stop telling Lulu Logan's death was an accident. It wasn't an accident. Lulu killed him. She stuck a knife in him and the look on his face was just like the look when she almost killed him with that pipe or wrench or whatever she hit him with. Yes, he might have gotten violent at some point (after all, he wasn't exactly gentle with Maxie, but since she didn't have a bruise on her, pardon me from believing she was physically brutalized), but the point is he wasn't being that way when he came to talk to her. AND BECAUSE SHE WAS STILL THERE when Logan got there, what is he to assume, but that she was waiting for him so they could talk. But what would a jury think? Look at is this way. Logan Hayes is in love with Lulu Spencer. Lulu seemed to feel the same way about him, until mobster heart throb Johnny Zacchara enters the picture, head mobster of an incredibly violent organization (and there are plenty of examples to prove this). Suddenly Miss Lulu starts turning more violent herself. One example is the number of times she went around slapping Maxie and getting away with it. Then she turns really violent and almost kills Logan Hayes. And why? Because she THINKS he's some serial killer? When Logan gets better, he takes a job wheeling Anthony Zacchara around. He takes the job to see if he can find out what's going on enough to protect Lulu. After all, Anthony Zacchara has said more than one time that he wants her dead, and actually tried to kill her at the black and white ball. Logan can see things are heating up, and serious trouble is brewing, so he comes to talk to Lulu. Lulu CLAIMS to have seen Logan brutalizing Maxie in the Crimson office BUT - no one ever saw him enter, and upon examination, after Maxie finally came clean and admitted that Logan was indeed in the Crimson office and allegedly attacked her, no marks or bruises of any kind could be found - strange for someone who claims to have been beaten and thrown around, etc., etc. Add to this the fact that Lulu supposedly sees this, and THEN STAYS IN THE APARTMENT and waits for Logan to show up. Now why would ANYONE do something so stupid IF THEY HAD REALLY SEEN LOGAN BRUTALIZING MAXIE? Of course, you would run like hell, while calling 911 and hotel security. BUT DID LULU CALL HOTEL SECURITY? NO! DID LULU CALL 911? NO! DID LULU RUN OUT OF THE APARTMENT, KNOWING LOGAN HAD SEEN HER THERE? NO! SHE LAID IN WAIT FOR HIM, and when he came just to talk to her, she murdered him, and for all we know, cried and begged Johnny to take the fall, which he did.

14. Maxie, how long does it take for you to ask Leyla what in the hell she's doing constantly looking up the stairs to the second floor? 

15. I LOVE CODY. He and Lainey would have made a really hot pair.

16. Why in the world would you call Carly over to tell her Sonny is working with Karpov. Not only do you not have any absolute proof that's true, and not only have you already spoken to Sonny who has told you he's not working against, you, but now you're going to tell this to the biggest blabbermouth on the planet? The woman who has to rush off and solve problems by ALWAYS MAKING THEM WORSE? If Sonny were still married to Carly, that would be one thing. Or if Sonny still saw the boys, then maybe you would tell Carly so the kids could be better protected or something. But Sonny is not married to Carly, and Carly and Jason took Sonny's kids away from him, and Carly hardly ever sees Sonny. So why in the hell tell her anything? 

17. So now Lulu is officially listed by the FBI as Johnny's accomplice, not hostage. This gets better and better.

 

TUESDAY

18. So Lulu takes off to go visit mommie? Now that's smart. Johnny is hysterical thanks to you, and you're whining in front of a rutabaga. Great. I was going to say, doesn't it occur to you Lulu that the FBI, if they had any brains, would be staking out your mother's room, figuring you'd show up for sure sooner or later. But then I looked around and of course the FBI was nowhere to be found. Real smart, guys.

19. "Hi, mom. Sorry I haven't been here in a while, but I led this guy on while I was screwing another one, and then this guy got upset, and when he came to talk to me about it, I stuck a knife in his chest. I let my boyfriend take the fall, and now we're on the run, so I thought I'd take this opportunity to be caught by the cops and visit you. 

20. Good for Maxie, who isn't as stupid as everyone else, and discovers Nadine with very little effort.

21. "Lulu was just a kid who was IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME" ?????? You've got to be kidding, Sam. SHE KILLED A MAN. ARE YOU SAYING YOU WERE IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME, TOO? You mean you were almost done packing and leaving with all the guy's money when he caught you? YOU WEREN'T INNOCENT, AND EITHER IS SHE. People who break people out of jail are in serious trouble. What happens if Johnny decides to get trigger-happy and "accidentally" kills a cop? The wrong place at the wrong time crap gets you nowhere, especially considering she was in "the wrong place" (the PCPD) because it was the only place to break Johnny out of jail.

22. See, here we go again. Carly, WAKE UP! Diane can no more tell Jason about Sonny's business than she can tell Sonny about Jason's business? You'd have a fit if you found out that Diane was funneling information about Jason's business to Sonny, but she's betraying Jason because she won't violate attorney client privilege? What kind of an idiot are you? IF JASON DOESN'T LIKE IT, THEN HE SHOULD FIRE DIANE and get another attorney. Of course, he could always tell Diane it's either him or Sonny; she has to choose. Actually, I'd be interested in seeing what she did.

23. Nikolas, I could care less about your pop psychology when it comes to Scott Baldwin. His son has been killed. Just wait until he finds out it was Lulu who killed Logan, and not Johnny. And then she steals a gun and breaks the guy out of jail. She's no innocent here, and I'm tired of you acting as though Baldwin's old problems with Luke and Laura is the reason why he's pursuing Lulu. WAKE UP! SHE GAVE A MURDERER A STOLEN LOADED GUN AND BROKE HIM OUT OF JAIL. It's not like "someone" helped Johnny escape, and you're MAKING UP THAT IT WAS LULU. Everyone saw her do it; the question only was, was she a hostage or a willing participant. That question has been answered. So take your pop psychology someplace else, Nik.
@ Logan is dead. That's a fact.
@ My her own admission, Lulu tried to kill Logan before. That's a fact.
@ By her own admission, Lulu stole a loaded gun from the Quartermane estate. That's a fact.
@ Lulu brought the gun into a police station, with the specific purpose of breaking Johnny out of jail. That's a fact.
@ As a result of all of the above, the FBI has determined that Lulu was never a hostage, but a willing participant who planned the breakout and pretended to be a hostage. That's a fact. 
When you put all of this together, What Scott Baldwin thinks of Luke Spencer is TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. Nik just wants Scott to let it go, like Lulu stole a lollypop from a candy store. 

24. And while we're on the subject Nik, I don't recall you caring one iota about Diego, the murderer of your fiancé. Let's set this scenario. Let's suppose Emily was really murdered by Anthony Zacchara, with Diego's help.  What would you have said if Alcazar had come to you and told you that Diego was still really just a kid, and, after all, all he did was hand Anthony the rope to strangle Emily with, so couldn't we just forget about what happened and move on? What would you have said, Nik? Would Alcazar have lived to get to the front door? 

25. Are you ready for this???? Jason says, - AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS - Jason says, "If Sonny was only protecting me, then why did he go behind my back?" WHAT???? See, this is what pisses me off. HOW MANY TIMES HAS CARLY TOLD YOU SHE WAS DOING SOMETHING THAT WAS IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS - AND NOT TOLD YOU? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HAD TO COME TO CARLY BECAUSE YOU FOUND OUT (and not from her) THAT SHE WAS UP TO SOMETHING? And yet you can't cut Sonny the same slack. Wow.

26. Speaking of "wow", there's Carly telling Jason that if he perceives Sonny to be a threat, then Jason's got to treat Sonny that way. See what happens just because Sonny decided to marry another woman. If Sonny wasn't choosing Kate over her, if Kate didn't exist, she wouldn't be talking about Sonny this way. If she didn't blame Sonny and Kate for what happened to Michael, she wouldn't be treating Sonny this way. I was waiting for her to tell Jason that if Sonny's a treat, Jason's got to eliminate him. I wouldn't put that past Carly at all. 

27. Back to Carly, "Jason, don't you get in the middle; don't you take a bullet for Sonny. That's not your job anymore. Jason, don't you risk you life for him; I CAN'T LOSE YOU." Amazing isn't it how Carly is ready to throw Sonny under the bus. When I think of all the stupid stunts she's pulled, all the crap, and all the stuff he put up with her, and now she's willing to throw Sonny under the bus for Jason? "Jason, you don't owe Sonny anything." Excuse me, but Jason owes Sonny a lot. She's really turned into a piece of work.

TUESDAY - Continued

28. How convenient for you, Lourdis. Lulu has gone for a walk, and suddenly she must be confessing someplace and therefore Lourdis has got to get you out of there. And we take one step closer to oblivion. "WE CAN RUN AWAY TOGETHER" ????? JOHNNY, ARE YOU BEGINNING TO GET A CLUE YET?

29. Too bad Lulu got away before Scott showed up.

30. Carly actually has the nerve to tell Jason to GO TO KATE and tell her what's going on, so she'll leave Sonny. Now who's out for revenge? YOU KNOW WHAT, CARLY? I THINK I'LL GO TELL JAX YOU FUCKED SONNY IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED TO YOU AND BITCHING BECAUSE YOU GAVE KATE A KISS. Then let's see who leaves who.

31. Who in the hell are Lucky and Nikolas to tell Scott he can't visit Laura? There's no proof that his visits harm her in any way. And considering how he loves Laura, preventing him from seeing her is just about the STUPIDEST thing you two can do. At one point, Scott was awarded custody of Laura. What ever happened to that?

32. Oh god, PLEASE ... do we have to constantly listen to how Spinelli can't be with Maxie because his work is far too dangerous? I want to puke already. 

33. SO OF COURSE, THANKS TO JASON, Carly the bitch goes to see Kate, being incredibly rude to both of them. Kate, just call security and get her removed. The fact that she leases you property in the hotel doesn't give her the right to come into your place of business and harass you every time she gets a stick up her ass. Go find an attorney like Diane or Alexis and sue Carly, or let Jax know that's the next step if she doesn't leave you alone. I'm so tired of Carly's bullshit. Somebody please make her pay.

34. The last on this subject, Kate, consult an attorney. I'm sure you can come up with a VERY good reason why you have every right to put a guard at your elevator entrance. After all, when secrets are stolen in the fashion industry, all hell breaks loose. Fortunes are made and lost. Any just would believe that the guard are there to protect the contents of the office, and to protect Kate. And as soon as I knew I was on solid ground, I would NEVER allow Carly off the elevator. 

35. Karpov, you may only want peace (ya, sure), but when you say you hired Sonny to give Jason an INCENTIVE to coexist with Karpov, that sure doesn't sound like anything to me but a threat. It could have been said much better. And then it gets worse. "No one wants violence, especially with Mr. Corinthos standing in the middle. We all know what damage a stray bullet can do." Oh, BROTHER. JASON, WHY IN THE HELL DON'T YOU HAVE A TAPE RECORDER GOING. TAKE IT AND PLAY IT FOR SONNY, and maybe he'll begin to get the picture.

36. AND KATE, WHERE IN THE HELL IS YOUR TAPE RECORDER? I'd play everything back for Jax, and my attorney. And after I got lots of dirt on Carly, I'd let her know that all conversations are being recorded, and if she doesn't like that, too damn bad.

37. And Nik, I wouldn't be too proud of all your so-called contacts at Shady Brook. Lulu was there for god knows how long and your contacts were so stupid, they didn't even know she was there. Great security at that place. There are no security cameras. Someone could sneak into a room, kill the person, and sneak out again, and that place would never know it.

 

WEDNESDAY

38. Spinelli, GET OUT. You're a really nice guy, and it's clear you're a genius when it comes to the internet. BUT WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CONSULTANT REGARDING ANYTHING ELSE? Ric comes into Jason's office, and there's Spinelli sticking his nose into business that he has absolutely no right sticking his nose into. If I were Ric, I wouldn't say a thing until Spinelli goes bye bye. HOW CAN ANYONE CONSIDER SPINELLI A TRUSTWORTHY SOURCE WHEN HE BLABS EVERYTHING TO MAXIE?

39. Kate, what in world are you wearing?

40. So let me get this straight. The police show up at Johnny and Lulu's. They break down the door. And all they're looking for is some guy involved with a gang? Lulu and Johnny's faces have been plastered all over the TV; the FBI is after them. Are these cops so stupid they don't even look at what comes over their desk, or gets posted as most wanted? OF COURSE THEY ASK FOR ID, and then go running off when they get told there's some accident with possible fatalities. THEY NEVER GET ANY IDs? Talk about stupid. If Johnny and Lulu were legit, it would have taken about an extra 30 seconds to have looked at the IDs. Why do cops have to be portrayed as being so stupid?

41. And while we're on the subject, remember when Johnny was trying to escape using the window, and he said there were squad cars there? WELL HOW IN THE HELL DOES "PENELOPE" MANAGE TO CRAWL ALL THE WAY UP THERE WITHOUT BEING STOPPED BY THE COPS?

42. So now let's add, "You saved me" to Lourdis' list of how wonderful Johnny is. And how many times did she hug Johnny?

43. Jason, You're an ass. You're yelling at Carly to stay out of things. She promised you she would, and we all know that Carly's promises are worthless. WHY THE HELL YOU TOLD HER ANYTHING IS BEYOND ME. You're the one to blame for this whole mess, Jason, because you just HAD to tell the biggest blabbermouth on the planet what was going on. And EVERY TIME you tell her something, she does exactly the same thing: she decides to take matters into her own hands, and the results are ALWAYS disastrous. SO, KNOWING THIS, WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU TELL HER ANYTHING?

44. You know Kate, one of my rules of life is that before you say something bad about someone, look around to make sure they aren't there to hear it.

45. And while we're at it, thank you for thanking Maxie. She's really good at her job; she listens; and she clearly cares about you. 

46. Come on; you KNEW Logan was going to be playing the piano.

 

THURSDAY

47. I love it how Jason SINGLES OUT MAXIE and tells her she can't just come into his office. EXCUSE ME? EVERYONE JUST COMES INTO JASON'S OFFICE. In fact, when is the last time you saw ANYONE being escorted into Jason's office, or heard anyone come to Jason and even ask him is he wants to speak to someone who's outside. And nine times out of ten, before the guard (and, boy, I use the term loosely) gets the sentence out, how many times have you seen the person just barge in anyway? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD THESE PEOPLE TO JUST LOCK THE DAMN DOOR. You'd be an idiot to lock the door if it was just Jason and Karpov, for example (not that Karpov would ever be so stupid as to be in a locked room with an assassin); but it's Jason and Spinelli for crying out loud.

48. And while we're on the subject, I'd trust Maxie with information a lot more than I'd trust Carly. At least you didn't see MAXIE calling up Karpov and asking him if he'd like to share a drink.

49. Well, well, Johnny finally said something that made sense. Lulu needs to shut up about going crazy. That's all she talks about. You'd think there was a part of her that actually DID want to go crazy. And the more she talks about it, the more she talks herself into it. Johnny is right.

50. What a wonderful couple they make. Lulu's mother is a rutabaga in a rocking chair, and Johnny's father is a first-class nut case in a wheelchair. I think Lulu and Johnny SHOULD go crazy, just like their parents. 

51. SEE, NOW THINGS GET WORSE. Little chickie's brother, who's being sought by the cops, wants Joe and Linda to take care of Lourdis while he goes on the run for awhile. YOU CAN BET LOURDIS ENCOURAGED THE WHOLE THING. I'm sure she told her brother that the cops are ready to kill him, and he's got to leave right away, and not to worry because Joe will take care of her. How long is he going to be gone? Joe and Linda are on their way to Mexico, and now they get saddled with this kid on top of Lulu's hallucinations. They should have gotten out of there a long time ago.

52. Good for Marty, the hotel Manager. I've always liked that guy, and once again he's proved he's a good guy.

53. "So you want to sleep with me," says Carly. "Sleep isn't what I had in mind," retorts Karpov. FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO CALLS A SPADE A SPADE. Sleep with me? What a stupid term. Just say "you want to fuck me". Well, actually that isn't the case: "You want me to fuck YOU," is what Carly should have said. Evidently, Mr. Karpov thinks that either he's irresistible, or his money is irresistible. Unfortunately, when you've fucked Jason and Sonny and Jax, and they're all multi-millionaires, Karpov doesn't stand a chance. Carly should have known that from the get go. And that's why she shouldn't have gone anywhere with him. There's no way he's going to stack up, and he's going to know it, and that's not a good situation.

54. Why is it that people are never satisfied? Spinelli is considered the cybergenius of the world. But as a physical weapon, Spinelli is a hopeless loss. How many people would JUMP at the chance to spend the rest of their lives being known as the great cybergenius of the world. Why can't that be enough, Spinelli. It's not like you have some hidden talent to be Jason Stratham or Jet Li. Probably Jet Li is sitting in a hot tub after defeating hoards of bad guys, with bruised ribs, a concussion, a couple of broken fingers, and a jaw that hurts so much he'll probably be drinking out of a straw for weeks. He's probably thinking how once he was considered the cybergenius of the world, and what a fool he was for giving that up for THIS.

55. So along comes Lourdis, AGAIN, all excited because she and Johnny are going to be spending a couple of days together. WAKE UP, Johnny. When you first got there, YOU AND LULU WERE BEHIND THE 8 BALL because you were the ones who were wanted, and Lourdis and her brother were the squeaky clean ones. BUT NO LONGER. NOW LOURDIS AND HER BROTHER ARE BEHIND THE 8 BALL. The cops came looking for him, not you guys. So this is bullshit. If Lourdis starts playing her games, she's got a choice: either behave, or Johnny calls the cops and gives up her brother. And if Lourdis tried to do the same, I would make sure she didn't succeed.

56. "Maybe you could come down and check on me at night before I got to bed" ????? ARE YOU KIDDING? I think Johnny should go down there and bring Lulu with him. BETTER YET, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE NOW. If I were Lulu, I don't care what he says, I'm out of there. THIS JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE. I'm telling you, don't be surprised when Lulu comes down or chickie's brother comes home, and Lourdis plays it up that Johnny raped her or something equally as stupid. HURRAH that Johnny is smart enough to tell Lulu he has not intention of going down there himself.

57. SURPRISE, SURPRISE, Karpov is shipping drugs. Why, I don't know about you, but I'm personally shocked.

 

FRIDAY

58. See, Carly is just like Lulu; she does incredibly stupid stuff, and when it backfires (which it always does), there's always somebody there in the nick of time to pull her sorry ass out of the fire. She doesn't really care about Michael or Morgan, since Karpov is CLEARLY dangerous, and Carly really doesn't care. To be fair, in a way you can't blame her. Oh, I blame her for being stupid, but if you did stupid stuff and somebody always saved your ass, after a while you'd start doing stupider and stupider stuff, and always somehow you ass gets saved. What Carly needs is to be raped, or have the crap beaten out of her, or SOMETHING so her children don't end up without a mother.

59. Hey, Claudia, sticking a gun in Hunter's face under the circumstances is like using a blowtorch to kill a fly. And who the hell gives you the right to stick a gun in anyone's face just because you own one? You could care less about Nadine, and it was obvious Hunter wasn't hurting her. "Harassing a woman in a dark alley?" Get serious.

60. Lulu is a Leo? BULLSHIT. Absolute, total BULLSHIT.

61. Good for you, Jerry. Your instincts are correct. My guess is that Jerry figured that Sam wasn't really working for Karpov, and she hadn't really broken up with Lucky. I think Jerry realizes Sam is feeding information to the cops, and he doesn't want the cops to know what he's doing. The alternative? To come to someone, like Nikolas, and tell him that Jerry is really working the streets himself, trying to get a lead on the counterfeit drugs. That way, Nikolas and Lucky and Sam have been given a reason for his presence, even if it isn't true. Excellent thinking.

62. I LOVE MAXIE. I LOVE MAXIE. What would I do without you, Maxie. Jason drags Carly back to his office and basically tells Maxie to get out. She refuses: IF CARLY GETS TO STAY, SO DO I. I LOVE MAXIE.

63. Okay, I'll be nice and not make a big deal about how the record Johnny puts on isn't even moving.

64. Leyla, you really piss me off. YOU TELL NADINE SHE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS FOLLOWING HER INSTINCTS???? Well, Leyla, Nadine's instincts STINK. And if Matt Hunter was the counterfeit drug pusher she claims he is, he would have killed her by now. You don't break into someone's bedroom, stalk them, and then call them a drug dealer in the middle of the lobby of the hospital. And Hunter, get with the game plan. Either get a restraining order against the bitch, or tell Nikolas that you're working undercover and let him handle Nadine. And make it clear to the idiot that if she says ANYTHING, breathes anything to anyone about what he's really doing there, she'll never live to see another sunrise.

65. Well, I don't know what Claudia was doing at Pier 52, but thank goodness someone is perceptive enough to see the glint of the gun. Jerry, I am so disappointed in you. Of course, you can bet on the fact that Carly and Jason will probably blame Claudia, like she set it up or something. A simple thank you would do.